LOL

LOL

Reblogged from walking on a dream
Kate spade?

Kate spade?

Reblogged from New England
So I guess we skipped over autumn and went straight to #winter. Thanks Mother Nature. #WTF? #picstitch

So I guess we skipped over autumn and went straight to #winter. Thanks Mother Nature. #WTF? #picstitch

wow.

tastefullyoffensive:

The Phone Stacking Game[via]

I like the challenge

tastefullyoffensive:

The Phone Stacking Game

[via]

I like the challenge

The sun is setting earlier everyday. So long sweet summer…

gaychristian:

And here is why I love Desmond Tutu. 

gaychristian:

And here is why I love Desmond Tutu. 

Reblogged from STFU, Conservatives

God talks to Jesus.

  • GOD: Hello, Son.
  • JESUS: Hi Dad.
  • GOD: So, what are You up to?
  • JESUS: Not much. Hey Dad?
  • GOD: Yes, Son?
  • JESUS: Do You hate gay people?
  • GOD: Heavens no. What gave You that idea?
  • JESUS: Conservatives. Evangelicals.
  • GOD: Oh.
  • JESUS: Do You think women are somehow inferior?
  • GOD: Hell no.
  • JESUS: Do You really expect people to live and die by the Bible?
  • GOD: That's nonsense!
  • JESUS: Do You believe I lived around the same time as the dinosaurs?
  • GOD: Are You smoking something, Son?
  • JESUS: No.
  • GOD: Then stop this crazy talk.
  • JESUS: Okay. (Beat.) What about science? Do You have a problem with science?
  • GOD: No.
  • JESUS: Having Your name left out of political platforms?
  • GOD: What? That's just fucking stupid.
  • JESUS: How about those "Keep The 'Christ' In Christmas!" bumper stickers?
  • GOD: Son, are You out of Your God-damned mind?
  • JESUS: What about organized religion?
  • GOD: Men came up with that shit.
  • JESUS: Oh. (Beat.) Okay.
  • GOD: Are You done?
  • JESUS: Yeah.
  • GOD: I mean Jesus H. Christ, Son.
  • JESUS: Yeah. (Beat.) What's Your favorite sports team?
  • GOD: The Yankees, of course.
  • JESUS: Of fucking course.
funnyordie:

Proper Perspective
@jennyandteets

LMAO

funnyordie:

Proper Perspective

@jennyandteets

LMAO

Reblogged from Funny Or Die